You Can Buy a Five-Foot Inflatable Holiday Decoration . . . of a Box of Franzia?
December 5, 2022 8:24AM PST
If you have good taste in wine, you’d probably blow a lot of money on a single bottle. If you don’t, you buy a box of Franzia, and then save your money this . . .
Franzia is selling holiday merchandise, including two inflatable lawn decorations shaped like oversized boxes of Franzia. Each one stands about five feet tall . . . and will set you back $50.
They also light up, so you can advertise your love of Franzia to the whole neighborhood. There two options are: Cabernet Sauvignon or Sunset Blush. To be clear, they DON’T actually contain wine. (Hey, someone was thinkin’ it.)
Their other merch includes: “Ugly” sweaters . . . a holiday onesie . . . socks . . . scarves . . . a flannel robe . . . and wrapping paper.