Belated Father’s Day: The Best Dad Jokes of All Time
If you forgot to get something for Father’s Day, here’s a late gift he’ll enjoy: 2,000 people were asked to rank a list of classic DAD JOKES. Here are a few of the best and/or CRINGIEST of all time . . .
1. “This graveyard looks crowded. People must be dying to get in.”
2. When you asked him, “Can you put my shoes on?” And he said, “No . . . I don’t think they’ll fit me.”
3. “I used to hate facial hair . . . but then it grew on me.”
4. When he’s reversing in the car and says, “Ah . . . this takes me back.”
5. “I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know ‘y’.”
6. When your mom says, “How do I look,” and he says, “With your eyes.”
7. When you ask if he got a haircut, and he says, “No, I got them ALL cut.”
8. “Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.”
9. “I’m scared of elevators . . . so I’m taking steps to avoid them.”
10. “What did one wall say to the other wall? ‘Meet ya at the corner.'”
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