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Coronavirus Insanity: Spreading Coronavirus Through Flatulence, the World’s Last Blockbuster Stays Open, and More

Here are some NOT-so-serious stories we’ve seen about the coronavirus outbreak . . .

1.  Can coronavirus be spread through FLATULENCE?  A doctor in Australia has warned, quote, “No bare-bottom farting,” as yes, that could spread the virus.  If you’re wearing pants, that should keep your flatulence from infecting people.

2.  The world’s last Blockbuster, in Bend, Oregon, is still doing good business right now . . . but is only offering curbside pickup.

3.  A news reporter in Sacramento, California accidentally filmed her husband naked in the shower as she did a live broadcast from home.

4.  Google searches for how to make homemade sex toys have gone up significantly in the past month.  And the “Chicago Tribune” put up a new column yesterday advocating “solo sex” during quarantine.

5.  Music may help boost your immune system.  And that’s what we need right now, so blast it.

6.  Toilet paper scams are spreading online . . . where you pay big money for miniature rolls.

7.  Taiwan’s baseball league has been running through the pandemic . . . but social distancing went out the window on Sunday when two teams got into a brawl on the field.

8.  A man in England pulled out his own tooth with a pair of pliers after he couldn’t get an emergency dentist appointment during the lockdown.

9.  The “last cruise ship in the world,” which sailed from Italy on January 5th, has finally returned home.  There are no confirmed cases of coronavirus so far.

10.  A woman in Idaho could face jail time for violating the state’s stay-at-home order by having a yard sale.

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