10 Things Cheaters Claim They’d Never Cheat On

I know these people actively WANT to cheat and already are.  But this still seems harsh . . .

The cheating site AshleyMadison.com asked users to name other things they’d be LESS likely to cheat on.  For example, 87% claim they were honest on Monday and wouldn’t cheat on their taxes.

Here are 10 more things cheaters say they’d never cheat on . . .

1.  90% would feel worse about cheating on their favorite sports team.

2.  90% would feel worse about cheating on a test.

3.  89% said the same about their therapist.  (These people are in therapy!?)

4.  Their chosen political party, 86%.

(TIE)  5.  Their regular coffee order, 85%.

(TIE)  5.  Their preferred fitness club, 85%.

6.  Their favorite shoe brand, 83%.

7.  Their phone carrier, 83%.  (I promise to never quit on you, Verizon.)

8.  Their favorite take-out place, 82%.  Is that even “cheating”?

9.  Their barber or hairstylist, 82%.

10.  68% would feel worse about cheating on their diet.

(Fox News)