Wacky But True News

WACKY-BUT-TRUE: ALLEGED DRUNK-DRIVER HAD NO FRONT TIRES _ Police in England pulled over motorist ‘struggling to drive’ in the early hours of New Year’s Day. Once pulled over, police realized the driver had been drinking — allegedly — and that the car had no front tires. The driver was said to be nearly six times over the limit.

WACKY-BUT-TRUE: MAN ARRESTED FOR WATCHING PORN AT APPLEBEE’S _ (CAUTION) Police in Georgia (Thomasville) say they arrested a man for watching porn at an Applebee’s restaurant.

WACKY-BUT-TRUE: SAUCE BOTTLE ATTACK _ A 77-year-old Japanese woman was arrested for attacking her 89-year-old husband with sauce bottles. The wife was arrested after allegedly hitting him over the head several times with the sauce bottles. The old woman told police, “He did nothing around the home except complain.”

WACKY-BUT-TRUE: HEY 911, CAN I GET A RIDE FOR A RIDE? _ A man in New Orleans was arrested for misuse of an emergency service after he allegedly called 911 to demand a ride to the bus station.