What If Doctors Talked Like Vets?

A British comedian named Abi Clarke has gone viral with a video she calls “If doctors spoke like vets.”  She plays the doctor and the patient.

She’s flattered when the doctor [slash] vet says she’s gorgeous . . . but offended when told she’s “an old girl.”  Her biggest mistake is admitting that she picked at a wound on her leg . . . and ends up wearing a recovery cone.