The website News Be Funny posted a round-up of the top news bloopers from February.  Some good ones include a field reporter who completely blanks and says “um” several times as she tries to read her notes.

There’s a reporter who says her kids, “will not be happy if we don’t get a good dump” . . . a meteorologist saying, “we’ve had sex consecutive days of rain” . . . and an anchor who says “86% sex rate” instead of “success rate.”