Top 5 Things Men Do That Women Don’t Understand

The list of things women do that confuse men is fairly lengthy.  But it goes both ways, fellas.  See what we mean with today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Things Men Do That Women Don’t Understand.

Cry while watching sports movies.

Close one nostril to shoot snot from the other.

Stack empty beer cans into a pyramid.

Go to Home Depot for pleasure.

Hang testicles from their truck.

Shout “Now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ ’bout!” when their team scores.

Pick a restaurant based on its wings.

Quote “Scarface”.

Spend all day working in the garage but have nothing to show for it.

Wear shorts with a lot of pockets.

Fantasy football.

Fall asleep right after sex.