Top 5 Most Annoying People at the Grocery Store Besides That Person with Too Much Stuff in the “10 Items or Less” Lane

A grocery shopper flashed a gun after he was confronted for having more than “10 items or less” in the express lane.  But when it comes to the list of morons we encounter at the market, we’re just getting started.  See what we mean with today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Most Annoying People at the Grocery Store Besides That Person with Too Much Stuff in the “10 Items or Less” Lane.

The grandma in front of you paying by check.

The employee who takes forever to show up to unlock the deodorant cage.

The customer who makes the rest of the line wait to get something they forgot.

Aggressive Girl Scouts hawking cookies at the door.

The little brat melting down in the cereal aisle.

The customer who ignores the take-a-number machine and just barks her deli order.

Idiots who haven’t see each other in a while and block the aisle with their carts to catch up.

The bagger who puts the chips at the bottom.

Customers who thump a melon and then return it to the pile.

Whoever decided only songs by Peter Cetera can play overhead.