Coronavirus Insanity: Cops Break Up an Orgy, a Woman Goes Shopping in a Zorb Ball, and More

Here are some NOT-so-serious stories we’ve seen about the coronavirus outbreak . . .

1.  A woman in Pennsylvania will face charges after she walked into a grocery store, and intentionally coughed on all the meat and produce.  The store had to throw out over $35,000 worth of food because of it.

2.  A woman in England went grocery shopping in a big plastic Zorb ball.  It looks like it may have been a YouTube stunt.

3.  Cops in Spain had to break up an orgy the other night.  Now all the participants are facing fines, and a few had drugs on them.

4.  Mexican protesters shut down a border crossing in Arizona this week because they’re worried about too many Americans flooding across the border.

5.  An eight-year-old wrote about homeschooling in his journal, and his mom shared it online.  Quote, “My mom’s getting stressed out.  [She] is really getting confused.  We took a break so [she] can figure this stuff out.  And I’m telling you, it is not going good.”

6.  A bakery in Germany has been making cakes shaped like toilet paper, and they’re really popular.  So even toilet paper CAKES are selling out.

7.  A donut shop in Rochester, New York put an edible picture of Dr. Anthony Fauci on some donuts . . . which are now selling like crazy.

8.  Lots of people are cutting their own hair right now . . . and the results are not turning out well.

9.  The family in South Korea that went viral in 2017 when the little girl interrupted her dad’s interview on the BBC just gave another interview on social distancing.

10.  Here are pictures of 40 people having a worse time in quarantine than you.

11.  Here are the five “pandemic villains” who are making things worse for the rest of us.  The list includes people like deniers and hoarders.