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Coronavirus Insanity: A Pepperoni Shortage, ISIS Runs a Website Selling Mediocre Masks, and More

Here’s a fresh round-up of coronavirus insanity . . .

1.  The latest coronavirus shortage is . . . pepperoni.  Pizza shops are reporting higher pepperoni prices as the supply is going down.

2.  It turns out ISIS hasn’t been sitting out the pandemic.  The Department of Justice figured out that a face mask site called FaceMaskCenter.com was a front for ISIS to steal money and sell mediocre and ineffective PPE.

3.  The official Twitter account for San Francisco’s BART public transportation system has been tweeting about air quality in their cars, and responded to a question about whether the new air filters for coronavirus also battle nasty flatulence.

They say it will take, quote, “about 70 seconds” to clear a nasty gas smell out of a car, quote, “maybe longer if you laid a real monster.”

4.  Some people in San Antonio have been complaining about a house that hosts ORGIES once or twice a day since those parties could become coronavirus hotspots.

5.  Some people have been using the quarantine as a chance to teach their dogs to “talk.”  You buy a set of large buttons that say different words, then train your dog to press the right words to communicate.

6.  40% of COVID-19 tests in the U.S. come back too late to be clinically meaningful.

7.  Here are the updated stats on CONFIRMED coronavirus cases as of last night . . .

New daily cases in the U.S.:  35,327, with 475 new deaths.

Total cases in the U.S.:  5.5 million, with more than 173,000 deaths . . . and more than 2.9 million who’ve now recovered.

Total cases worldwide:  21.8 million . . . with more than 773,000 deaths . . . and more than 14.5 million people who’ve beaten the virus globally.

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